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"SQUADBUSTER STORIES"

These are some of the stories that come out of the games as told by the players themselves.

Nazi Duties...
By Tommy

I'll introduce myself, My name is Tommy (Aka Nazi #1 or Neighboorhood Nazi) And If not already obvious, My Buddy Jim (Aka Nazi #2) And myself were the German Players of the group on our Trip To The "Invasion of Normandy 06' " Game At Skirmish. Now dont get me wrong, My friend nor Myself are Actual Nazis... but we like to pretend as if we are because Our Buddies are all Pro-american Every Year, And being the inconsiderate pricks we are, we went German. So Many Stories to tell of the Intense combat we've encountered and no place to start. I suppose The Landing (Being the first other than the castle game the previous night) Would be the best option. After The Photo of the Whopping 4007 players that attended that saturday morning, We (The Germans) were ordered to our posts at the beach to set up for the oncomming attack. Shortly after our arrival to the Dug in, Heavily enforced German Line We began to move Sticks and logs to create bunkers In order to protect us from the roads that the Allied forces were sure to take. We later found out that the Bunkers we have so Carefully created Had absolutely no positive significance to the effort on holding the Beach. As We found our positions We all eagerly awaited for the first Lander to drop its load of allied forces. With our fingers on the triggers We began fire the second the ramp even so much as moved. To be completely honest I dont think One Allied Soldier Survived the first Drop. From what I could see We Nailed everyone. Shortly after More landers began to unload and we all found ourselves un-organized, and un-prepared for this attack. Allied Infantry blew through the beach and in through the forest line in less than twenty minutes, Cutting German Forces into Thirds. Needless to say We got F***** in the ass. Being one of the casualties in the Biggest paintball Assault I've ever seen, I left the field Already out of the 6 pods, Full Hopper and Tank of Co2 I Had brought with me. Time went by and Combat took place all day long, Dying glorious Deaths and Pushing out our lines as far as possible. My Buddy Jim and Myself Had gone back out later in the Day to see what good we could do. Moving into the Hood and then behond, we found ourselves at the front of an incredebly small firefight (About 2 German Vs. 3-4 Allied) Jim and I being the Germans. We charged and hit two of them hard, caught two of them in godly angles. poor Allied fools never saw it commin. The two of us meeting up Behind a Very large tree began to reload and prepare for the assault on the seemingly final Allied Infantry in the distance (About 50 yards). While doing so A Silent Infantry in a Guilles Suit came out of a bush. Jim and I ourselves were near silent, and there was no noise to be heard but the sounds of combat in the far, far distance. He Shot my buddy Jim before either of us saw him and by the time i turned (In shock) he already had his barrel pointed at me from about 5-10 yards clear line of fire. I Simply surrendered Lol, As we walked off the field, we came across an insertion of about 10 germans so we informed them of the allied infantry and Chewbacca (As he became known as) in the near distance. Hope one of them shot his ass. That was our combat encounter that night. my only true moment of glory was the next morning. Inserting on my own I met up With a few members from Wolfpack (German High Command) and followed them to the German Held Fortress (Pentagon). The German Forces needed to hold the Pentagon for another 10 minutes to score a good 500 points. For every half hour held, the Germans would score 500 points. When We Arrived I quickly noticed the Big Black German Tank, A nice toy at our disposal. We dug in facing the allied insertion point and waited for a good 15 mins before any combat. Allied reinserted with intentions of taking the pentagon. They came in massive numbers. quickly realizing that I was in the absolute worst place for cover (A tiny tree), I took off and took cover at what appeared to be a flipped over picnic table. Popping out ever so often to Lay down some fire I Watched as Allied forces began to crumble. Suddenly An Allied infantry made a daring move, He raced all the way to the very line which I held and slid to another flipped table and began fire on the pentagon. I watched this whole thing and not once did he see me. He was about 25-30 yards away and nothing blocked my view of the most perfect shot ever. I fired 4 times and all of the first 3 landed near but not hitting him. He still didnt notice me! I took my 4th and final shot, I watched as that beautiful paintball soared and nailed him right in the goggles. Smeared all the way across because of the angle I Had on him. He jumped as he was startled by the shot and simply stood up, lifted his gun up high and marched off the field. I did all I could for the team but to my dissapointment we still got slaughtered.
Theres always next year!

Late Night Domination
By Squadbuster

Hey it’s the infamous squadbuster giving a great story….ok this one is from d day o6 and was part of the night game. I was with Justin (rogue snipers brother) and we we were in a lander with our other friend jeff and some guy we met in the boat. So we wondering how to get out of the beach and breakthrough so we couldn’t see were we were going so we rallied back at the boat and so being point man I decided to stick glow sticks in my hualer…not a good idea so I was walking target to the Germans. Soo anyhoo we dicide to crawl to the next lander so I started crawling behind justin..not a pretty sight so then justin stoped and I obviously had too . and we see this shine in the spotlight pointing around and then he saw a head pop up and lit him up in the head the guy stood up and white paint was dripping from his mask(justin was using his ion) and so we proceded to crawl to the next lander and we hit the side of the boat and out of no were jeff comes running over and we decided to bunker a few guys…there were many more than a few justin moved around stepped over three that were layin on the ground and once he got shot by like a million people like a million times and got his pod shattred ,not cracked because the dumb ass germans were shootin 460fps soo after he stepped on people one stood up and I ended up having my barrel in his gut and I said “do you really want me too pull the trigger or will u finally leave” he said he will leave ..he did